joys of fatherhood

fatherhood seriously can be fun.imagine waking up to hear the cry of your baby, or feeling the gentle rhythmic rise and fall of your baby's chest while he/she sleeps on your chest.................hmmm this is my story
we had fun one very fortunate day ad unbeknown to me,she took in........

she didnt even know it at first until the pregnancy was 4 months away so we had to let it be (as if i get mind to comot am before)....seconds became minutes which became hours which became days which became weeks which became months (grammar go kill me here....'became na ga')

in conclusion,she gave birth to a bouncing baby and it was great holding the bundle of joy in my arms,cuddling her to sleep, feeding was not a problem (d baby dey chop like horse.......lol) cos i became friends with the ATM machine (banks enjoy me gan that time)

the growing up months nko,no be small thing.........baby no gree me rest. here is a list of her atrocities

1. smash my phones
2. remove the keys from my laptop
3. spoil my laptop screen

now that she has started walking (i wish mungo park hadn't died, he'd have found a great apprentice in her)

1. the TV set is no more safe
2. the kitchen now has a state-of-emergency status for her cos she b area scatter
3. all her toys are either dead or broken

but all in all......it's fun watching her grow (and she better do it fast because the lucky dude go pay tire)

wait..........wait.............wait...............

all a dream